Luke is sufficiently potty trained from the anterior point of view and he has made great strides the last 2 weeks from the posterior point of view!
And while I strive to ensure that my children empty their bladders prior to leaving the house, well, things do come up that we can't control.
Like 3 year old bladders!
So, possibly, on a couple of occasions, a certain son's mother might have allowed her son to relieve himself in a paper cup that, just happened to have been available in the car.
Applicable rules to this type of situation were discussed in great detail.
Somehow, however, a 3 year old's mind interprets that discussion to include the JUST.PROFESSIONALLY.CLEANED.KITCHEN.FLOOR.AND.TILE.GROUT!
With a perfectly good plastic drinking cup!
While in the middle of kneeling down to his level and making it PERFECTLY.CLEAR that this does NOT happen in the house with a PERFECTLY.GOOD.BATHROOM.TOILET.AVAILABLE, he lowered his eyes and face and got this pouty mouth and said,
"But I just prasin God."
Thank goodness he is not old enough to partake in communion.