Subtitle #1: The night Mommy lost her Christmas spirit.
Subtitle #2: Sure, they're cute and all.
Subtitle #3: Yes, I finally ordered my Christmas cards.
Subtitle #4: If you don't get a Christmas card, consider yourself lucky....you get to see allll the choices!
Subtitle: #5: It's the hap, happiest time of the year! Come on everyone, sing along with me!