Just a quickie-
You might want to say a prayer for my son. He might not make it through the day....
So far, he has cleaned my coffee table with spray starch and water, cleaned out the linen closet to create a nice hiding spot, cleaned his hands with enough antibacterial lotion for every child on a busy day at Chucky Cheese, and cleaned his carpet with most of the wipees from his wipey box.
Yes, I know what you are thinking...I am raising a nice young man whose future wife will appreciate all his cleanliness. But for now, a 2 1/2 year old boy's version of clean (all before 9am) may cause his mother to clean out her liquor cabinet... or maybe just cause her to make another pot of coffee!